Anderson Cooper vs. Lohan Clan

jason — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:24:45 +0000

Anderson Cooper finally expressed my own sentiments regarding the Lohan family.

While the truly talentless Mom and her two failing starlets certainly have made an impression on my view of celebrity life- that, really, stars are people, too, and face emotionally sincere life obstacles- Cooper couldn’t disagree less. I, too, wondered where Lindsay was when I watched the show (once) at M&M’s Apartment. Where is that feminine raspy voice?

Oh, right, it’s whispering dark, sexy secrets in Ronson’s ear. (Lindsay proves that beautiful stars don’t always date someone as equally charming. Sorry, Ronson, but it’s true.)

(Ronson is the one on the left who looks like Golom taking a smoking break)

In response to Cooper’s rumors against the Lohan family, Lindsay firmly responded:

“I’m tired of rumors starting/I’m tired of people lying/Saying what they want about me/Why can’t they back up off me/Why can’t they let me live/I’m gonna do it my way/Take this for just what it is.”

Ah, yes- atrocious.

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Roger Ebert Destroy’s Ben Stein’s “Expelled”

jason — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:31:34 +0000

Roger Ebert PWNS inteligent design apologist and game show host ameritus, Ben Stein:

I’ve been accused of refusing to review Ben Stein’s documentary “Expelled,” a defense of Creationism, because of my belief in the theory of evolution. Here is my response.

Ben Stein, you hosted a TV show on which you gave away money. Imagine that I have created a special edition of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” just for you. Ben, you’ve answered all the earlier questions correctly, and now you’re up for the $1 million prize. It involves an explanation for the evolution of life on this planet. You have already exercised your option to throw away two of the wrong answers. Now you are faced with two choices: (A) Darwin’s Theory of Evolution, or (B) Intelligent Design.

Because this is a special edition of the program, you can use a Hotline to telephone every scientist on Earth who has an opinion on this question. You discover that 99.975 of them agree on the answer (A). A million bucks hangs in the balance. The clock is ticking. You could use the money. Which do you choose? You, a firm believer in the Constitution, are not intimidated and exercise your freedom of speech. You choose (B).

Squaaawk!!! The klaxon horn sounds. You have lost.

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Anderson Cooper vs. Lohan Clan

Roger Ebert Destroy’s Ben Stein’s “Expelled”