Wednesday, January 7, 2009

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Super Pii Pii Brothers Brings New Play To Your Wii

Posted by adam On January - 1 - 2009
Super Pii Pii Includes a Super Wii Harness

Super Pii Pii Includes a Super Wii Harness

According to the Japanese text on the box “Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.” What we say is that virtual peeing is damn fun!

The number one question on my mind is will Leisure Suit Larry be able to use this attachement in a future Wii edition of the franchize.

The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you’ll be entertained for hours.

The multi-player mode involves dueling pee streams and fun for the whole family..”Don’t cross the beams!”

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New Look Under Construction.

Posted by adam On December - 21 - 2008

Please bear with us while we make the transition. I think you’ll like it. :)

-adam

Live: Minesota Recount Video Feed

Posted by adam On December - 19 - 2008

Wanna see some hot and steamy state canvassing board action? Video below the break.

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This Gift Giving Season, Do It The Green (Japanese) Way

Posted by adam On December - 7 - 2008

Big Boy does a Face Dance

Posted by adam On November - 22 - 2008

Want a real Dock separator for Leopard?

Posted by adam On November - 21 - 2008

Type the following into a terminal:

$defaults write com.apple.dock persistent-apps -array-add '{ "tile-type" = "spacer-tile"; }
$killall Dock

The separator will appear next to the last permanent application in your dock. Drag them around to where you want them! Run it again for another separator. To get rid of a separator right click it and select “Remove from Dock.”